Zombie time! Glad this work week is almost done… :) (at veggiefun)

Zombie time! Glad this work week is almost done… :) (at veggiefun)

Grapefruit #bitters ~The perfect addition to any #margarita! #drink #cocktails #cocktail #booze #drinkstagram #tequila

Grapefruit #bitters ~The perfect addition to any #margarita! #drink #cocktails #cocktail #booze #drinkstagram #tequila

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thugkitchen:

Getting ready for Cinco de fucking Mayo? It’s one of my favorite holidays for bad decisions. This year you might make a couple shitty judgment calls but don’t start with your margarita mix. You see how many goddamn ingredients are in those fuckers? Red 40? WHATTHEFUCKISTHAT? Artificial flavors? GO FUCK YOURSELF. Don’t be serving up disrespectful drinks.  

 

STRAWBERRY GRAPEFRUIT MARGARITA

¾ cup tequila (optional, but who are you kidding?)

¾ cup grapefruit juice (about 1 grapefruit)

¼ cup lime juice (about 3 limes)

1 cup frozen strawberries (whole strawberries are really fucking hard to measure. It was about 8 medium sized strawberries but extra won’t hurt a thing)

1 ½ cups ice 

Blend that shit up. 

If your fruit wasn’t super sweet you might need to add a little something extra like a teaspoon or two of whateverthefuck sweetener you like to use is fine. Personally I like agave but you can use honey or sugar. Serve this up immediately.

 

Make about 32 ounces, enough to relax 2 people 

Yes, please!

thugkitchen:

Getting ready for Cinco de fucking Mayo? It’s one of my favorite holidays for bad decisions. This year you might make a couple shitty judgment calls but don’t start with your margarita mix. You see how many goddamn ingredients are in those fuckers? Red 40? WHATTHEFUCKISTHAT? Artificial flavors? GO FUCK YOURSELF. Don’t be serving up disrespectful drinks.  

 

STRAWBERRY GRAPEFRUIT MARGARITA

¾ cup tequila (optional, but who are you kidding?)

¾ cup grapefruit juice (about 1 grapefruit)

¼ cup lime juice (about 3 limes)

1 cup frozen strawberries (whole strawberries are really fucking hard to measure. It was about 8 medium sized strawberries but extra won’t hurt a thing)

1 ½ cups ice 

Blend that shit up. 

If your fruit wasn’t super sweet you might need to add a little something extra like a teaspoon or two of whateverthefuck sweetener you like to use is fine. Personally I like agave but you can use honey or sugar. Serve this up immediately.

 

Make about 32 ounces, enough to relax 2 people

Yes, please!

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Now THIS is a twist! Nice drink, Tiffany! #cocktails #booze #martini (at Red Fez)

Now THIS is a twist! Nice drink, Tiffany! #cocktails #booze #martini (at Red Fez)

I love this guy!! We drive by him on the way back from 495 all the time :)

I love this guy!! We drive by him on the way back from 495 all the time :)

Rosemary fries -thinking of Kathy ;) (at Clover Food Lab)

Rosemary fries -thinking of Kathy ;) (at Clover Food Lab)

Well done #RI!! Proud of my state! #RI4M #lgbt

Well done #RI!! Proud of my state! #RI4M #lgbt

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Pretty girl! She was 6 months pregnant

Pretty girl! She was 6 months pregnant

Such a beautiful #cow! #moo

Such a beautiful #cow! #moo

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Finally trying Ethiopian food! What a great place (at Abyssinia Ethiopian & Eritrean Restaurant)

Finally trying Ethiopian food! What a great place (at Abyssinia Ethiopian & Eritrean Restaurant)